Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Good laugh...

How do you define "Optimism"?
A banker who irons five shirts on Sunday.

Q: What is the one thing Wall Street and the Olympics have in common?
A: Synchronized diving!

I had a cheque returned earlier.
"Insufficient Funds"
Mine or the banks?

What's the difference between Investment Bankers and London Pigeons?
The Pigeons are still capable of making deposits on new BMW's

What's the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of four.

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